catchall; wolfwood

[ohthehumanities]

I don't know trigun help

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[ohthehumanities]

Nothing! Just doing a little math.

[HAS HE EVER DONE ANYTHING UNTRUSTWORTHY gosh

Well actually he's about to right now because coin flip said so, which means Wolfwood digs his heels in and Kaveh just very abruptly

Tries to kabedon him

Except 1. There's a 10cm difference between them 2. Kaveh's emotions are just ???????? and 3. There's no 壁 to ドン where they're at, so he's basically just lurching forward with one arm out]

[crucifer]

[ Well, congrats on leaning in on his tits I guess.

There's a flash of alarm, and he instinctively swerves and sidesteps Kaveh.

SECOND! THE SECOND HAPPY BLOND HIDING SECRET DEPRESSION TO ATTEMPT TO KABEDON HIM TODAY! ]

[ohthehumanities]

[HE JUST WANTED A MILKSHAKE IS THAT SUCH A CRIME

I'm sure he'd appreciate the booba except yeah he's just eating shit I don't even have to roll for it. Goodbye Kaveh.]

Ow--!

[Mehrak hovers in the doorway and says "beep boop 😟"]

[crucifer]

[ IF YOU'RE PAYING FIVE DOLLARS FOR IT also DW is dying help me Pixi... my Kaveh tags...

MAYBE ]

Jesus -- sorry?!

[ The emotions wafting off of him are bafflement and surprise, and a little bit of apologetic combined with 'wtf'. He doesn't think he's in the wrong necessarily when it looks like he just dodged Kaveh trying to grab at him, but.

Hmm.

Something about this is giving him a feeling of deja vu. ]

Are you okay?

[ohthehumanities]

[DREAMWIDTH NO!!!! I REFUSE TO NOT HAVE LOWE CR THIS GAME SHAKES DENISE LIKE A TIN CAN

But it's fine. At least his cloud of mental illness is currently overshadowed by embarrassment and confusion as he pushes himself back up.]

Ugh... I'm fine, sorry. I have no idea what that was about. [He didn't eat anything weird last week so he's like ??????]

[crucifer]

[ Sir your mental illness.

He pauses a moment and brainblasts using his powers of observation.

... ]

You bought the damn milkshake, didn't you.

[ohthehumanities]

[Sometimes you (static noises) and then you just live like that forever.

But also he's grumbling as he gets to his feet.]

What? The one I just finished? [give him a minute

...

...

...

okay he got there]

...Oh. That's what you all meant in trial.

[ABOUT FOOD CURSES... HE LOOKS AT THE TRASH CAN IN BETRAYAL]

[crucifer]

Why did you even buy the milkshake if you didn't know it did weird shit?!

[ BRINGS A HAND DOWN ON HIS SHOULDER AND BARELY RESTRAINS HIMSELF FROM SHAKING HIM A LITTLE YOU REALLY ARE LIKE VASH YOU LITTLE SHIT ]

[ohthehumanities]

[HELP LMFDSKJHGK HE'S JUST LIKE FLAILS DEFENSIVELY (emotionally)]

I wanted something new! I'm sick of the restaurant food! How was I supposed to know it was cursed?!

[crucifer]

You didn't hear from a single person what the hell was up with those hot dogs last week? Even though little red bought four of them!

[ WHERE WERE YOU, UNDER A ROCK!! ]

[ohthehumanities]

[LISTEN!!!!]

Yeah, but--those were the hot dogs!! I didn't know it would be for anything!

[All he took from the cursed food talk in trial is that Vashwood are a couple and Fei Du had to rhyme ACTUALLY NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT I CAN'T REMEMBER IF ANYONE CONFIRMED THAT LOVE ARROWS CAME FROM FOOD wow maybe he doesn't know after all]

[crucifer]

I thought you were supposed to be smart!

[ KAVEH!!! ]

[ohthehumanities]

[WOW]

Smart people get hungry too!

[crucifer]

There's literally free food! Most of it is free!

[ohthehumanities]

Yes, but they don't have any of my favorites here! We don't even have fresh fruit!

[crucifer]

[ THERE IS SO MUCH ANNOYANCE RADIATING OFF OF HIM AND ALSO WHATEVER EMOTION 'THIS IS SO STUPID' FALLS UNDER.

But he pinches the bridge of his nose. ]

Shit, did you drink all of it? I guess I don't know if they actually last shorter if you don't actually -- beanie got stuck rhyming for three hours and he only ate half...

[ohthehumanities]

[oh yeah well Kaveh is SULKY AND PRICKLY like a cat when you pet it backwards and all its hair sticks up]

Not all of it... I threw it away so we could go in before you changed your mind.

[He'll just admit this

But also he just kind of

stiffens and starts to hold very still]

[crucifer]

[ Watches him skeptically. ]

You restraining something there?

[ohthehumanities]

[






doesn't answer because he doesn't want to admit Wolfwood was right about him being stupid and yet the urge to kabedon is slowly rising again]

[crucifer]

[ Watches him and you can see, in fact, feel, the shithead meter rising. ]

I can see the smoke comin' out of your ears.

[ohthehumanities]

I'm trying to be respectful!

[he is trying not to look stupid]

[crucifer]

There there. Need to let it out?

[ This is so sad. ]

[ohthehumanities]

[KICKS AT HIS LEG]

[crucifer]

That was not on the table!

[ NO KICKY ]

[ohthehumanities]

[JUST MOVE YOUR LEG YOU BIG BABY]

You're mocking my plight!