catchall; rang lee

[ohthehumanities]

rang ding dong is a much less catchy song name

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[foxicide]

[STOP LOOK

he is at the frozen yogurt court in ikea, eating yogurt..... he is still wearing his bloody clothes the vibe here is dennys at 5 am after witnessing a murder, also it's so gross and yet rang is here being gross!!!!

he takes another bite of the yogurt, peering at kaveh as he approaches]

Are you gonna yell?

[ohthehumanities]

[HELP (meme voice) can I please get a waffle

Anyway Kaveh looks annoyed to see him like this, because of course he does.]

Don't tempt me.

[But he walks up--and if Rang lets him close enough, he'll punch him in the arm... HE WILL HEAL HIM IF YOU ALLOW THAT YAYWON otherwise it's just a punch ig help]

[foxicide]

[he immediately GRUNTS at the punch, and all of his wounds reopen immediately im jk YES IF KAVEH HEALS HIM HE WON'T STOP HIM he has only like... healed it all very superficially in that nothing is bleeding and he's not dying

though he immediately gets a look on his face like ????]

What are you doing?

[HE SEES THE GREEN CIRCLE FLAVOR TEXT HAPPENING?]

[ohthehumanities]

[This is how we succeed in Kaveh murdering Rang

Anyway you're welcome you dumb binch]

Don't ask stupid questions. [WHY DOES HE HAVE AN ATTITUDE Kaveh is so stupid]

[foxicide]

[IF HE DIDN'T HAVE AN ATTITUDE THEN RANG WOULD BE SCARED

he runs a hand down his less obvious scarred throat, and decides not to say thank you out loud because he wants both arms functioning for now, instead]

You can't just punch me and then heal me.

[rang is also so stupid]

[ohthehumanities]

[It's a smart decision tbh]

I can do whatever I want. [stop] You couldn't have at least taken a shower before you wandered over here?

[foxicide]

[wow... rang leans back in his chair and kicks his feet up so he can spread more germs i mean look carefree just to annoy kaveh]

I was hungry. Killing always puts me in the mood, you know?

[kaveh would know!!! right!!!!]

[ohthehumanities]

I don't know why you're bothering to try and get under my skin when the sight of you alone is enough to upset me.

[DO YOU THINK HE'S TOO STUPID TO REALIZE YOU'RE PURPOSELY ANNOYING]

And get your feet off of there, someone has to clean that. [why did he respond to that one]

[foxicide]

[WHY DID HE RESPOND TO THAT ONE? he keeps his feet up because they're actually kindergartners,]

I'm doing this for your sake, so that you can stop feeling burdened by the weight of your guilty conscience. For a little while, at least.

[ohthehumanities]

[HE'S GOING TO BREAK YOUR LEGS

Also, for once in his life he can say this with full honesty:]

I don't have anything to feel guilty for when it comes to you.

[foxicide]

[he eyes him from the table at that, then his face breaks into a grin]

That must make me the only person here who doesn't make you feel that way.

[kaveh ur fcking GUILT COMPLEX and SELF-LOATHING,]

It feels nice to be special.

[ohthehumanities]

[Kaveh rolls his eyes.]

You're not. [CHILDISHLY ESTABLISHING THAT. But--] I'm just not going to take responsibility for your idiotic behavior. Do you have any idea how many people are ready to coddle and support you, were you to let them? You can't antagonize people and then berate them for drawing the conclusions you led them to.

[Or else it TURNS OUT LIKE THIS YOU DUMB LITTLE FOX MAN!!! God. He huffs.]

These are good people. They don't want you dead, so stop tormenting them. And if you ever say another bad word about Rin, I'm going to smash your head into a table and use it as a maquette base.

[Livio in another PC: wow kaveh is so nice I'm amazed he's not scared of me for bullying rang during trial
Kaveh, here:]

[foxicide]

[first of all LIVIO WHO WOULD BE SCARED OF YOU BULLYING RANG U JUST PICKED HIM UP AND SET HIM ASIDE? THIS THREAT FROM KAVEH IS SO MUCH MORE PHYSICAL HELLO

rang just looks at kaveh for a long moment. imagine it was emotion share in this pc the feelings would be so juicy. as it is, he just stares at kaveh, for once not smiling like an asshole.]

"Let them?" Shouldn't you take your own advice? Or is it different when you accept kindness from others, and then assume that they don't actually care about you?

If you like them so much, then let them coddle you. Don't lecture me when you can't even do that.

[ohthehumanities]

[LMFSDKGJHSKDGH HELPPPP yeah that's basically what Kaveh told him tbh he was like "if it wasn't you it would've been me and I would've beaned him with Mehrak"]

I'm not the one who was wrongfully accused of murder all night. And I'll lecture you all I want as long as you keep acting like a childhood who just discovered the joy of breaking toys.

[Because yes, it is different. It's different, because he isn't denying their kindness. It's just that he's very convinced it comes from them being good people, not because he, himself, has done anything to deserve it.

But he's obviously not going to tell Rang that, he's just going to TURN AROUND to leave because his job here is done (what was his job here who knows). Calling over his shoulder--]

And put your filthy feet down!!