catchall; rang lee

[ohthehumanities]

rang ding dong is a much less catchy song name

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[ohthehumanities]

[I really hate this for us, for the record. It's the bane of my life that Kaveh can't live without pigtail pullers]

And I take it you've never put that energy toward helping other people?

[foxicide]

[LSDMFLSFDSD his pigtails are really just out there and attracting every puller within a 50 mile radius,

rang puts a hand over his heart in what he thinks is his best offended kaveh impression]

Actually, [ACTUALLY!!!] I help people all the time.

[so THERE]

[ohthehumanities]

[STOPPPP]

Oh yeah? Like who?

[foxicide]

Oh, all kinds of people.

[he leans in all conspiratorially, i remembered that we're still in touch week]

People who've asked me to find their loved ones. Others who needed help getting justice for their family. I've helped every person who wished for it.

[ohthehumanities]

[URSULA?]

I don't think you mean this genuinely at all.

[foxicide]

[DON'T JUST URSULA ME AT 4 AM]

And why's that?

[ohthehumanities]

[GO TO BED!!!!!!]

Because I'm not an idiot and it's completely antithetical to the rest of your behavior as I know it? [PLEASE???] I find it extremely hard to believe you did anything of the sort without demanding something in return, which is not what I meant, and you know it.

[foxicide]

[I WILL.......

There's a beat where Rang looks at Kaveh like he's the funniest person alive, and also extremely rude? It's a mix of both.]

Obviously, I'm not doing it for free. If I let them keep taking from me, then I'll end up shriveled like a dry husk. Or worse, sleeping on benches and drinking caffeine in order to keep up with all their wishes.

[IS THAT WORSE THAN BEING A DRY HUSK]

You have to pay for services rendered. Surely, that's something a human like you can understand.

[ohthehumanities]

[Rang can look at him however he wants, Kaveh doesn't care because he's MAD!! This is so stupid because Rang literally didn't even do anything but he truly just mashes all of Kaveh's rage triggers every time he opens his mouth]

Helping desperate people is not rendering a service. Mutual assistance is the purpose of society. [HUFFS] I don't care whether you're human or not--if you claim you understand people so well, then you know that you're taking advantage of those in need. I'll grant that there's nothing wrong with them paying you back later, if they can, but it shouldn't be an expectation.