[ WHERE IS THE RAMEN!!!! He has shitty reheatable needs, guys!!!! ]
Indeed, one was led to believe it would be far more peaceful than this.
[ unless he's right and this is just a shitty in between heaven and purgatory. everything keeps proving his theory right, right down to the shitty coffee and broken mcflurries!!!!! ]
Mm, diyu. A purgatory of sorts for the deceased that neither enters hell or heaven. One may find themselves on the path to reincarnation or tortured for eternity given their past transgressions.
weekend 0, saturday
By which I mean, Kaveh definitely hasn't slept so he is here, frowning at a cup of McDonald's coffee. It's a latte, but he still looks displeased...]
These beans don't taste fresh at all.
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It seems that way for most of the things here.
[ he says, heavily doctoring his own coffee to be drinkable. that said, he takes a sip and still makes the worst face ]
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At least this is a kindred spirit, though, lordt. When will they unlock the ramen...]
I have to admit, if this really is the afterlife, I'm very disappointed.
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Indeed, one was led to believe it would be far more peaceful than this.
[ unless he's right and this is just a shitty in between heaven and purgatory. everything keeps proving his theory right, right down to the shitty coffee and broken mcflurries!!!!! ]
Though perhaps it is a place in between afterall.
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A place in between?
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Mm, diyu. A purgatory of sorts for the deceased that neither enters hell or heaven. One may find themselves on the path to reincarnation or tortured for eternity given their past transgressions.
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Also, Kaveh looks alarmed.]
Torture?!
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One did not expect purgatory to be a place of rest and relaxation, did they? [ you're usually stuck there for a reason my guy ]
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[Still... scary...]
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One can at least assume this place, although similar, will not be as foreboding as stories say.
[ SO HE THINKS ]