ohthehumanities | catchall; wolfwood

Are you going to show me them? What about the usernames?

They're not the same as yours, or Vash's

[He will send pics of his!

from user motherelmo:]

hiiiii mister kaveh 😘😘😘 ur like an architect rite? that means u know houses? what do u think abt this one?

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idk abt the garage next to bedroom but like i heard that's all in the rage right now???? 😭😭 should i add an extra bathroom?? pls give advice thank u im begging u as architect to architect u know? 🤝 builders unite!!

[from user withlove:]

Dear Kaveh,

I am not certain of how to attach images to these, and none of my maids are currently available to do so for me. However, if you have any ideas for what dresses one should wear to a formal ball, then I would be happy to hear your suggestions. I believe my father intends to use this ball to marry me off. In any case, I trust your mind and your judgment, so believe in yourself too. For deciding on dresses, of course.

😉 I hope this is a correct use of this.

That is pretty weird. Do you think it means anything at all? Neither of us got images. Hey, didn't you leave those clothes outside of our warehouse?

[ The smirk emoji made him remember something. ]

I have no idea!!
I tried to respond but it wouldn't let me. And I haven't heard of anyone getting anything as [NOT UNHINGED???] coherent as these ones
Though I think Vash's are stranger than yours...

[Wolfwood's are mostly (cursed Victorian maiden voice) SINFUL AND SCANDALOUS]

Oh, that's right! Yes, I did.
Sorry, I thought I'd signed my notes

You just left a weird face on mine. Why did Spikey get a whole note? I don't know though. If you think they're important then we'll just have to see if we can figure anything about them. I just thought it was garbage.

[ I cannot emphasise enough that if he was not asked, he would have legitimately just ignored these texts because he would have assumed it was just trash. ]

That's because yours was intended as an act of vengeance, whereas I thought Vash deserved a gift

[Why.]

But I don't know either.
If we can't do anything about them, then we don't have much of a choice but to ignore them
But then there was that strange spelling game earlier...

What? Why? What did I do?

[ HE JUST ACCEPTED FREE CLOTHES ]

You let me fall on the floor! And you didn't let me take you shopping
So I just picked something out myself without you

[Even though he let Kaveh cut his hair, which was arguably a much nicer and more trusting thing to do, but listen, who said this was based on logic? Not him]

[ The way he does not remember this or I don't remember this I'm constantly dead inside because of the heat don't look. Makes it canon that Wolfwood straight up doesn't remember this. ]

Okay. It fits.

[ SO THANKS I GUESS ]

[LMFKSDJHG HELP IT WAS THE KABEDON MILKSHAKE but it's all good]

Of course it does, because I am a genius

[Insecurity week is well and truly over it seems]

To be honest, I considered getting you something else while I was out with Livio last week, but I wasn't sure if anything there would suit you

[Even though the idea of Wolfwood looking like a Victorian-era vampire OR a BDSM cybergoth are equally hilarious to me, Pixi]

[ Oh yeah then 1000% he forgot about it, erased it. Reduced to atoms. ]

If you say so.

[ Unfortunately Wolfwood is no fun so if he got something super weird, he would just not wear it. Makes a fist. ]

[WOLFWOOD WHY ARE YOU SO USELESS!!! WOLFWOOD!!!!! HOW ARE WE GOING TO GET YOU IN A PASTEL DREAMSCAPE IN THESE CONDITIONS I'm joking but actually I legitimately can't picture wolfwood in anything but black]

Are you sure you don't want that manicure?

[This is a joke]

No thanks, my hands are fine.

[ They're just the most dudest of hands, and oddly lovingly animated in the reboot. ]

Fine......

[He's not even that invested in this he just decided to latch onto the idea for fun]

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