catchall; wolfwood

[ohthehumanities]

I don't know trigun help

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[ohthehumanities]

[There is another long delay...]

I'm just trying to understand
Shenhe and Vash are my friends so
I want to make sure everyone's on the same page here

[And then a flurry of more messages thanks to a SPIKE OF INSECURITY actually how is this all that different from emotion week,,]

Not that you did anything wrong of course
Sorry if that sounded like I was implying something
But romance is important you know!!!
Especially for Shenhe
I don't think she knows very much about it
So if you're dating her you should do it properly

[crucifer]

Why does that matter?
Blondie has nothing to do with what's going on with me and big girl.
Stop trying to drag him into it.
What are you, her father?

[ohthehumanities]

Okay
Sorry for the misunderstanding
I know you're a good guy

[He is not entirely convinced but he does genuinely believe he just misunderstood so he will let it go for now...]

Of course not!
But for your information I am a connoisseur of beauty and romance
So I won't let her accept a halfhearted effort!!

[crucifer]

Ew.

[ I'M SORRY THIS IS JUST WHAT HE SENDS BACK ]

[ohthehumanities]

[He's never been so offended]

What do you mean ew?!

[crucifer]

"Connoisseur of beauty and romance"?

[ohthehumanities]

What's wrong with that! I'm an artist!!!

[crucifer]

Kind of creepy to say that about other people's business you know.
Like you're trying to set us up.

[ohthehumanities]

[I can't believe he's gonna have to kill Wolfwood]

oh my god
first of all, it's a perfectly normal thing for friends to talk to each other about their relationships

[What if forcibly canon'd cyno and tighnari. I won't. But it's there in my heart]

and it's not CREEPY to want your friends to be happy and treated well
and if you like your friends you should think they deserve to be impressed sometimes!
second of all, you said you're already together!! that doesn't even make any sense!!
and third of all, I didn't mean about it you two specifically!!! I just meant in general!!!

[He's gonna break the exclamation mark]

[crucifer]

Never done it.
I'd leave other people's relationships alone.
Unless it's because they're my family or something and I gotta vet them.
No trust with this guy, Jesus.

1/2

[ohthehumanities]

[STOP now he feels insecure]

I do trust you!!
I just
care about you and Shenhe
that's why I wanted to make sure I understood what was going on
I wasn't trying to pry

[...]

2/2

[ohthehumanities]

But if she tells me about your date ideas and they're terrible
I won't hold back on critiquing you

[insecurity's gone now apparently he can joke (is he joking) (unclear) (probably? (doubt)]

[crucifer]

I'm not going to hurt her.
At the least definitely not trying to.
If I do you can hit me or whatever.

[ohthehumanities]

oh
I'm not worried about that
she can hit you much harder than I can

[...]

and you're a good person

[don't put that part second]

[crucifer]

Why are you texting me then?

[ohthehumanities]

oh my god
fine, I get the hint
I'll leave it alone

[No he won't he's going to go talk to Shenhe]

[crucifer]

[ Help Kaveh raising those social links like it's heroin... ]