catchall; wolfwood

[ohthehumanities]

I don't know trigun help

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[ohthehumanities]

[STOP LMFKDJSHG HE SPUTTERS VIOLENTLY]

Don't say it like that! It's a perfectly normal thing to do when you're being intimate!

[crucifer]

If you say so...

[ Not that he is opposed to this but he's not sure that it's something just about everyone is into. HE REALLY DID JUST CHOOSE BULLY KAVEH he's not going to get bit at this rate. ]

[ohthehumanities]

[Unfortunately this is having the opposite effect even if Kaveh would die before admitting he likes bullies]

Oh my god, don't tell me you don't have any sense of romance either. I really am going to have to tell Lambda we need to teach a class.

[He still doesn't know she was love arrowed]

[crucifer]

It ain't like I've got zero sense, just not a lot of interest but more importantly, no time.

[ Disgruntled. ]

[ohthehumanities]

[He looks so genuinely distressed and sad about this, which is very funny because he is also married to his work. Imagine dating a person who'd just vanish for three weeks because he ran off to the desert in a fit of inspiration and forgot to leave a note.]

Well, that makes you a little less hopeless, but--oh, hold on, let me--[GET THIS DUMB RULE OUT OF THE WAY before he gets distracted again. God. If Wolfwood allows it, he'll take his hand and, embarrassed, nip at his wrist. Gently because he's NOT A FERAL WEIRDO like half the people in trial were, apparently.

But also, his brow furrows.]

Wait--not a lot of interest? [WHAT ABOUT VASH???? Obviously the vibes aren't that specific but he's clearly confused.]

[crucifer]

[ Help... Kaveh...

Thanks and also I know I was reasonably like well it wouldn't leave a mark but then I saw everyone at trial like Jesus Christ.

Wolfwood does raise a brow back when Kaveh questions him though. ]

Yeah, that's what I said.

[ But also yoinks the hand towards himself and gives Kaveh a nip back on the knuckle before letting him go. He will allow Kaevh to count. ]

[ohthehumanities]

[(Kaveh voice) "I can only pity the man who doesn't understand the first thing about beauty and romance"




Anyway he genuinely didn't expect Wolfwood to do it back so now he's distracted from his confusion because he's embarrassed again]

[crucifer]

[ Success, now Kaveh will stop prodding about his romantic life and interests. ]

Hello? You shorted out?

[ohthehumanities]

[Maybe he was going to be polite and not ask anyway!!]

Um--no, I was just surprised.

[He really feels like he just shows up and dumps his sad feelings on Wolfwood all the time, except for the salon which was also a disaster but stupid]

[crucifer]

You ain't half-bad, so.

[ Lets him go. Kaveh is definitely funny to bully so Wolfwood thinks it can count. ]

[ohthehumanities]

[HUFFS because he can HEAR THOSE THOUGHTS from a mile away--but his emotions betray that he's quietly pleased as he withdraws. Not as light as they would be on another day, maybe, but. It's helped, this.]

I suppose I'll accept that, for now. [He prefers this to (sarcasm voice) ~~YoU'Re ThE RenOwnEd KaVEh, LiGhT oF KShaHreWaR~~]