catchall; wolfwood

[ohthehumanities]

I don't know trigun help

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wk0 - sunday;

[crucifer]

[ Send help I was just informed Gerard got stabbed by a giant robot during trial. Normal activity.

Wolfwood is around here somewhere, smoking like it's the end of days. While he's not so far-gone that he wouldn't notice Kaveh if he approaches, he does seem like he is in thought. ]

[ohthehumanities]

[THAT DID IN FACT HAPPEN. Gerard got healing-stabbed by Kyoko, Yuzuriha took her boobs out in front of everyone, and then we had a very horny lesbian execution. Incredible.

Kaveh pays no mind to the smoking; in fact, he looks like he'd be doing the same if he were a smoker himself.]

I need a drink. [Same vibe tbh.]

[crucifer]

Pay up a dollar or two and the Reapers would cough that up.

[ He's just saying. ]

[ohthehumanities]

It's probably low quality, though... [don't be so fussy, Kaveh]

[crucifer]

Is that the part you wanna be picky about?

Alcohol's to have a little fun, or to get blasted. Which one are you here for?

[ohthehumanities]

[He's about to say that Wolfwood's clearly never had good wine, but then he remembers what Wolfwood told him about his home and that feels mean.]

If we ever get the chance, I'll get you some good wine. You'll see what I mean. [But he leans his head back with a sigh.] You're right, though. I didn't think it was worth it earlier, but I'm starting to reconsider after the past two days.

[He lost a teammate, he and Nahida were the ones to catch the killer, then the killer got suffocated in a horny lesbian manner... anyone deserves a drink after that...]

[crucifer]

[ This icon help!! Also yeah Wolfwood is poor okay, he doesn't have the room to drop money on like hundred double-dollar wines. ]

Fine, your treat.

[ Because he can't afford that. ]

...Good work, still.

[ohthehumanities]

[The key is to become the manic pixie dream girl for a man with a stable income who'll spoil you. Kaveh doesn't say that though because he doesn't truly understand anything about his own life.

But he shifts at that, looking down.]

Thank you. [Quietly.] If nothing else, that's one less person who's willing to hurt others.

[He's not naive enough to think it'll make a huge difference, but. He doesn't feel that bad about catching Yang Guifei. Just... sorrow, over the fact that they've been put in this situation.]

[crucifer]

[ Is that what his relationship with Alhaitham is... ]

One less.

[ Out of who knows how many. But his tone suggests agreement, yeah. ]

Just didn't expect it to be her. Seemed sweet enough.

[ohthehumanities]

[With a dash of childhood friends to enemies to It's Complicated, yeah]

I didn't either. [Admittedly. He really thought people were overreacting about the pipa scuff mark.] But then, I've only ever had to fight off mercenaries and monsters.

[Who are pretty unabashed about wanting to kill you]

[crucifer]

...

Yeah.

Same.

[ Same hat there. ]

[ohthehumanities]

[



Well

This is all well and good, beautiful bonding moment, your ellipses always scare me, but after a moment Kaveh just sighs deeply, stretches his arms over his head, and leans back. He looks--very content and relaxed? Hm. Why.]

Well, it all worked out. It'll be okay.

[crucifer]

[ STOP MY ELLIPSES NOT SCARY ]

...That's a sudden change of mood. Something just dawned on you?

[ohthehumanities]

Hm? No, not really. [He's just here... vibing... super chill. Why would this be weird? It totally isn't very different from how he was a second ago.] There's just nothing to get upset about, you know?

[crucifer]

You seemed pretty upset just a few minutes ago about our whole deal. Which is pretty fair, but this is a stark change.

You just wipe everything from your scholarly lil noggin?

[ohthehumanities]

What? No, of course not. That would be ridiculous. [He laughs a little--not weird and giggly or anything, just like "haha silly Wolfwood."] But there's no point in getting stressed out about it. It'll all work out somehow.

[crucifer]

.........

Someone's fucking with you.

[ohthehumanities]

[Leans his head to the side, looking curious but also chill about it.] What do you mean?

[crucifer]

Either that, or you're fucking with me...

[ Kaveh... ]

[ohthehumanities]

[who's to say...]

Why would I do that? [Makes no sense!!] Are you okay? You seem a little stressed.

[crucifer]

[ He knows people are feeling really weirdly extra-touchy this entire week??? Maybe Kaveh is somehow experiencing some kind of weird emotional numbness. Wolfwood makes a face and draws back a little as if Kaveh's new state is infectious. He doesn't want weird mood shifts, thanks. ]

I think I'm a reasonable amount of stressed for what we're going through right now.

[ohthehumanities]

[THE WAY THAT THIS IS HIS ASSUMPTION]

You should take some calming breaths. It helps a lot.

[crucifer]

Do I look like I'm hyperventilating to you?

[ THIS GOT ANNOYING SO FAST, DON'T VASH HIM KAVEH. ]

[ohthehumanities]

[RELAAAAAX CHILL OUUUUUUUT HAVE A WEEEEEED (Kaveh did not have a weed)]

Well, no. That's good, it would probably hurt while you're smoking. [Reaching out like he's going to tap Wolfwood's cigarette, but he doesn't, he just lazily starts drawing lines in the smoke.]

[crucifer]

[ Please give Wolfwood a weed.

Wolfwood is seriously looking at Kaveh like he's gone a little bit cuckoo. He doesn't stop smoking. He's just looking between the other drawing lines in the smoke, then at Kaveh, then at the finger again. Then back to his face. ]

Think you've reached your limit, buddy.